EXCUSE MY FRENCH: The Gold Digger Manual

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Gold Digger Manual

What every gold digger needs to get. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wills and Estates. And when you have sucked your geriatric husband dry and have turned to more subservise methods to buy the new Chanel, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting Out of Debt.

The Complete Idiot's Guide. Making gold digging easy as pie.

2 Comments:

citybuoy said...: i'm a fan of the whole series. haha i suppose that makes me an idiot.; January 9, 2010 at 8:20 PM
Koji A. Iizuka said...: LOL. at least you're a complete idiot :p i only read one. creative writing. recommend anything?; January 9, 2010 at 8:46 PM

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EXCUSE MY FRENCH

Welcome to the inner workings of a twisted and unconventional mind. This is where all my ideas, silly or profound are expressed, keeping in mind that above all things, aesthetics matter more than reality. As I always say, fuck realism and embrace everything surreal and abstract.

If ever you should ask why I chose EXCUSE MY FRENCH as my title, excuse my French is an idiom used when one tries to pass swearing off as French. The language being one of the most colorful and beautiful in the world, it comes to no surprise that I try to pass off the garbage I write as French.